Funny Thoughts

If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Anonymous

Broomstick

Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Anonymous

Plumber Booty Call - Check It

I need you to check my ballcock.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous