Funny Thoughts

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

Anonymous

Dane Cook - Look-a-Like

Do you know, it is cheaper to book Dane Cook than his look-a-like?
To be fair, his look-a-like is probably funnier

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Written By: KielPhillips

Residential Blues

If you've fallen in love with a house but your spouse hates it...
Just know that, in today's market, it's easier to find another spouse than another house!

Submitted BY: MEG