Funny Thoughts

Terrible Curse

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. " This is the Klotschtein diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." " What's the curse?" the man asked.  "Mr. Klotschtein."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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Blonde Drives Stick

Q: How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive stick?
A: There's a condom on the gear shift.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Plumber Booty Call

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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