Funny Thoughts

Blonde Drives Stick

Q: How can you tell if a blonde was trying to drive stick?
A: There's a condom on the gear shift.

Anonymous

Plumber Booty Call

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

Anonymous

Hard Way

If you want me to teach you how to bang on a door really loudly, let me know.
I went to the school of hard knocks.

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