Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Alien Abduction

Q: How many science fiction readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. (screw screw screw) Ahh! The light! I'm being abducted!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Geek Booty Call - Palm

You make me wanna use my palm.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Banana

Yo mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous