Funny Thoughts

No Returns

I don't know where you got your face from, but I hope you have the receipt.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Monkey In A Tree

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes
Anonymous

Vampire Sports

Q: Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
A: It wanted to play squash!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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