Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Coffee

Yo mama so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.

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Anonymous

Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

Anonymous

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Submitted BY: Kemp2288