Funny Thoughts

Poop Jokes

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes.
But they’re a solid number two.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Anonymous

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?
A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous