Funny Thoughts

Call Out

I was in the supermarket earlier when I saw a kid having a tantrum, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. I asked his mother "Have you slapped him?" She looked insulted and snapped "No I haven't!" "Well why the hell not?" I asked

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Business 101

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
Bit of a poor business plan, selling a product right where you can get it for free.

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Good Question

Why do doctors send you behind a curtain to undress when they're going to see you naked anyway?
 

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