Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Irish Builder

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his Irish father. His father says, "Do ya see this bar? I built this bar with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Barmaker." "Look out that window there. Do you see that bridge? I built that bridge with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Bridge Maker." "And do yee see that building down the street? I built that building with me own two hands. Not one person EVER called me 'Derwin The Building Maker'. But you FUCK ONE GOAT!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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The Irishman at Auschwitz

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.  Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is.
Mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Military Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes)
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Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Categories: Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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