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Paddy Hangs
Paddy's in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "What the hell you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," Paddy replies.
"It should be around your neck," says the Guard.
"I know," says Paddy, "but I couldn't fookin' breathe!"
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Irish Lawyers
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?
A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!
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Leprechaun Lender
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
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