Ethnic / Country Jokes - French Jokes

Frenchman Kills His Wife

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Mississippi Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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WWII Spies

Three spies are arrested during WWII. One spy is French, one is Polish and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the Polish spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing him. 4 hours go by and the Italian spy isn't talking then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The Polish and French spies are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, "I wanted to, but I couldn't move my hands!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Military Jokes
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