Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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