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Yo Mama - NASA

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo Mama - Sunshine

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

Yo Mama - Heels

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama - All My Children

Yo mama so ugly, I went to her house, saw her TV was covered with cockroaches, asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'.

Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

A: "Curl Up and Dye."