A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. “What happened to you?” asks his wife. “I’ll never understand women,” he replies. “I was riding on the escalator behind this pretty young girl, when I noticed her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!” “I see, and how did you get the second black eye?” asks his wife. He replies, “Well, I figured she liked it that way, so I pushed it back in again.”
Q: Did you hear about the gay midget?
A: He came out of the cupboard.
Yo Mama - Coma
Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Yo Mama - Crownrows
Yo mama so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.