Don't Talk Back
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Woman and Dog Poop
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: What does a dog become after it is five years old?
A: Six years old.
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.