Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Woman and Dog Poop

Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Happy Birthdead

Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes)
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When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Riddles
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