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Don't Talk Back

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Woman and Dog Poop

Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Plus One

Q: What does a dog become after it is five years old?

A: Six years old.

Hungry Dalmation

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!

Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.