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Redneck Walk

You might be a redneck if...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

Redneck Explosion

You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.

Redneck Reception

You might be a redneck if...

...it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.

Pick Up Chicks

You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!

Redneck Centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.