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Taking A Bath

You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmission from the tub first.

You Might Be a Redneck 44

Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.

The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

Star Spangled Banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

Redneck Dating Practice

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!

You Might Be a Redneck If... Always More

You might be a redneck if...

  • Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
  • There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
  • You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
  • The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
  • You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
  • You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
  • Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
  • You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
  • The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.