You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.
You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
You might be a redneck if...
...it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.
Star Spangled Banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.