You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.
You Might Be A Redneck - Gummy Bear
You might be a redneck if you ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."
You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
Pulling A String
You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.
Star Spangled Banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."