Pickup Line - Infected
You might be a redneck if your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"
You might be a Redneck
If the primary color of your car is "Bond-O."
Might be a Redneck
You might be a redneck if. . .
- You think harass is two words.
- You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
- Every day someone comes to your house mistakengly thinking you're having a yard sale.
- Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
- You have more dogs than the local shelter.
- You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
- Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.