Pick Up Chicks
You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
You might be a redneck if... the interviewer asks:
Q: "Did you know that we are a Fortune 500 Company?"
A: "What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet."
You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.