You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.
You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
You might be a redneck if...
...it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.
Pulling A String
You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.