Animal Jokes

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Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.

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Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!

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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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