Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.