Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".