Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!
Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!