Animal Jokes

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Snake Hand

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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