Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".
Yo Mama - Fur Coat
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer
Frank was excited about his new rifle so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. A moment later he felt a tap on his shoulder, turned around and saw a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another hunting trip where he found the black bear and shot it. Again, there was tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !