Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Knock Knock - Ants
Ants in your pants!