Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!