Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Unhappy Glow Worm
Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!