Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.