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The best jokes and joke writers!

Smoking Dragon

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon?

A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

Turtle Cross

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station!

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Cows Night Out

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

A: To the moo-vies!

Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?

A: Because her children weren't that bright!