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You're Violent
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said "Why?" The guy replied "You're violent when you're drunk!"
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A Beer And One
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks the bartender for a beer, and one for the road.
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A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth...
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