Profession Jokes

Three Gay Men

Three gay male strip club dancers are driving on the freeway when their car breaks down. They didn't have a cell phone and needed a way to get help.  Two of the men get undressed and put on raincoats from the trunk.  They stand at opposite ends of the car and start twerking and flapping their coats open and closed, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. A police car soon pulls up and talks to the driver. “What are those two idiots doing?” says the policeman . “Them?” replies the driver. “They’re my emergency flashers.”

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Stripper Jokes)
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Former Banker

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes)
Anonymous

Deep Stuff

Q: Why does the NSA hate blizzards?
A: Because they get Snowden.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Profession Jokes (Bureaucrat Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous