Profession Jokes - Stripper Jokes
Waitress in a Strip Club
Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?
A: About two weeks.
Cross a Stripper and Model
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A: A boner.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too.
Three Gay Men
Three gay male strip club dancers are driving on the freeway when their car breaks down. They didn't have a cell phone and needed a way to get help. Two of the men get undressed and put on raincoats from the trunk. They stand at opposite ends of the car and start twerking and flapping their coats open and closed, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. A police car soon pulls up and talks to the driver. “What are those two idiots doing?” says the policeman . “Them?” replies the driver. “They’re my emergency flashers.”
Girls Night Out
The other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, then got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home!