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Girls Night Out

The other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, then got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home!

Waitress in a Strip Club

Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?

A: About two weeks.

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR

  • Cover charge: $15.00
  • Round of drinks: $23.00
  • Table dance: $30.00
  • Another round of drinks: $23.00
  • Couch dance and tips: $50.00
  • A round of shots: $34.00
  • A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: $125.00
  • Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
  • Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: Priceless  

For everthing else.... There's MasterCard

Cross a Stripper and Model

Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?

A: A boner.

Stripper Date

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class. 

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too.