Ahh, That's Better

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.

Presidential Office

George W. Bush is the President,
Dick Cheney is Vice President,
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense,
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the line.

Signal Processing Engineers

Q: How many signal processing engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to Fouriev transform the light bulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed light bulb.