Profession Jokes

Lost Voice

"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!" "Try coming home at 3 in the morning."

Anonymous

One At A Time

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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Anonymous

Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Anonymous