Word Play Jokes

Literal Test

Q: What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A: A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Nuts

Two nuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

Categories: Food Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Recalled Christmas Toys

  • Broken Bag-O-Glass
  • Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
  • Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake Oven and Cookbook
  • Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
  • Switchblade Barney
  • Pork-n-Beany Babies
  • Make Your Own Moonshine Kit
  • Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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