Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Orbit

Yo mama so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.

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Christmas Wine

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"

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The Aged Patient's Lowered Sex Drive

The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."

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