Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Ten Commandments

Yo mama so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

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Runny Nose Whore

Q: What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
A: Full.

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Slut Ratio

I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts.
So I asked my friend Horatio.

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