Word Play Jokes

Teacher 911

Q: Why did the kindergarten teacher call the Police?
A: Because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

Anonymous

Theremin for Sale

I'm selling my Theremin
I haven't touched it in years.

Submitted BY: Cinder2010

Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

Anonymous