Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Lucinda

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lucinda!
Lucinda who?
Lucinda in the sky with diamonds!

Anonymous

Solving a problem

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bushy

Yo mama so hairy, when she spreads her legs, the first thing that comes to my mind is "we're going to Bush Gardens."

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