Word Play Jokes

Lion's Post Meal

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull, and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Encore Please

My group is called Perspiration.
We're a sweatband.

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Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall.

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