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Facebook Warning

Internet security company FireEye has identified a potent new computer virus timed to launch on Superbowl Sunday. It's being sent via Facebook as a friend request from The Hormel Food company.  Whatever you do, don't accept the request.

It turns out to be just a lot of Spam.

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Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Social Media Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Submitted BY: Megan

Bad Link

If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.

It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.

I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.

Plees warm you frends

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Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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Anonymous

Puppies Don't Surf The Web

Why Dogs don't surf the web...

  • Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
  • Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
  • Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
  • Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
  • Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
  • Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
  • Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
  • Cause dogs aren't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
  • Barking in the next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
  • SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
  • SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
  • Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
  • Butt-sniffing is more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

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Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Work & Office Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes)
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Anonymous

Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"

A: "omg son lol"

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Riddles , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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Anonymous

Password Hell

WEBSITE: Please enter your new password.

USER: Cabbage

WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: Boiled cabbage

WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WEBSITE: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WEBSITE: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

WEBSITE: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WEBSITE: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WEBSITE: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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Submitted BY: JTT
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