Word Play Jokes

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Captain Hook Up

They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!

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Lawyer's Word Processor

Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?

A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

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