Word Play Jokes

Heaven's Gate Culters

Q: You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
A: They found another one underneath the sink... behind the Comet.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Bottom Start

Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.
Son: But I want to learn to swim?

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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