Word Play Jokes

Thanks For Coming

Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”

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Peephole

Yo mama so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.

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Knock Knock - Dummy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away!

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