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Drink Buying Mushroom
Q: What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys drinks for everyone all night long?
A: Fungi to be around!
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Eight Foot Elephant
Q: When do elephants have 8 feet?
A: When there are two of them!
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Black Eyes
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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