Word Play Jokes

Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

Anonymous

Eating a Frog

Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.

Anonymous

Bush and Cheney Ordering

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!" She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."

Anonymous