Dental Slogan

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.

Times Have Changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar... since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

McCrass

There once was a man named McCrass. His balls were made out of brass. When he clanged them together, They made stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass.