Word Play Jokes

Roundest Knight

Q: How did King Arthur's knight, Sir Cumference, get so large?
A: He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Grey Elephants

Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Flying Pig

Q: What do you say if you see a flying pig?
A: 'I see bacon's going up'!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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