Love Potient

I think the reason I'm single is because of my alcohol problem. Women can't get enough of it to find me attractive.

Zoo Visit

I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.

China Surprise

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."