Word Play Jokes

Take All The Credit

Q: Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you.
A: Why should I take all the credit?

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - PMS

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought she could read minds when she got PMS.

Anonymous

Hold Back

People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.
But they couldn't be more wrong. So far I've made two jugs and a vase.

Anonymous