Word Play Jokes

New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Anonymous

Fishing

My Chinese girlfriend, Ang Ling is amazing at fishing.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mortician Workout

Q: What's the morticians favorite exercise?
A: The deadlift. 

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