Word Play Jokes

Split Personality

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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Spider Diet

Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
A: Burgers and flies.

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Ten Paces

Don't see the point in gunfights.
They always end in a draw.

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