Word Play Jokes

Solving a problem

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Animals On a Toilet

Q: How many animals can you fit on a toilet?
A: One pussy and 1000 hares.

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Redneck Car

Q: What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?
A: Lucky!

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