Word Play Jokes

Today's Special

A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special." (Then, below it, in pencil): "So's tomorrow."

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Two Blondes Were Facing Each Other

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the other blonde, "Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can't swim. Please tell me how you did this! "The second blonde then says, "But you ARE on the other side!"

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Sticks and Stones

When a horse has a small penis, the other horses tease him by saying he's hung like a human.

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