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No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.

When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

Who's Watching

Happy Halloween!

Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?

A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?

A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.