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Top 10 Halloween

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something sweet in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....wow! You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Caught In Zippo

Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?

A: Zippo Marx.

Confusion

I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear.

These knickers were just making me so uncomfortable.

Stop Green, Go Red

Q: When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?

A: When you're eating a watermelon!

Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"