Word Play Jokes

Bandstand

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!

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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

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China Surprise

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

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