Word Play Jokes

One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

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Baby Seal

A baby seal walked into a club.

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Cat On The Highway

Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Meooooooooooooooooooow!

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