Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Hatch

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Abe

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
A be C D E F G H...!

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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous