Knock Knock - Doris

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock Knock - Gorilla

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

Exchange Rates

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"