Word Play Jokes

Harps

Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Hit Music

Pirates make the best music because they write everything with a hook.

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