Word Play Jokes

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

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What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

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Born Speechless

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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