Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Atch

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless You!  I didn't know you were sick!

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Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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