Word Play Jokes

Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ships of the Desert

Q: Why do they call camels 'ships of the desert'?
A: Because they are full of Arab semen.

Anonymous

Vasectomy Club

Me and all my friends from Vasectomy Club are going to a fancy dress party as a bunch of grapes.
Seedless obviously.

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Written By: KielPhillips