Word Play Jokes

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

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What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes
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Ponderings Collection 41

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Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes (Running Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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