Word Play Jokes

Where are We?

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

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Snoop Dogg and the Umbrella

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: For drizzle!

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Submitted BY: LFMOD

Bee Poetry

Q: Why did the bee start talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical!

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