Word Play Jokes

Blonde and Soda Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on?
A: Because it said, "Sorry, try again."

Anonymous

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Anonymous

Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walk into a bar... you think one of them would have seen it.

Anonymous