Word Play Jokes

Calling The Shots

I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

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Best Part of Gardening

Q: What's the best part of gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes

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Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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