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Wonder Player
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
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Where are We?
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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Snoop Dogg and the Umbrella
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: For drizzle!
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Submitted BY: LFMOD
