Word Play Jokes

Final Curtain

Q: What part of your body is the last to stop working when you die?
A: Your pupils. They dilate.

Anonymous

Fish Wall -Riddles

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
A: Dam!

Anonymous

Whore With Runny Nose

Q: What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Anonymous