Word Play Jokes

Best Part of Gardening

Q: What's the best part of gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes

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Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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