Word Play Jokes

President Clinton

Q: There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?
A: Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

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Anonymous

Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

Anonymous

Movie Love

My girlfriend told me "To make love to me like they do in the movies"
Long story short, I'm due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.

Submitted BY: DntUnderstandRandomE