Word Play Jokes

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Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"

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Two Thousand in the Ocean

Q: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby's Dick!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

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