Word Play Jokes

Sunday Service Announcement

"And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at the Salvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3.00 P.M. Remember that we prefer if you would use the back entrance."

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Does This Hurt

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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Anonymous

Without A Trace

A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace.

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